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Barbecue Sauce



He drove to a supermarket. Inside he looked for some barbecue sauce and found a huge shelf. He paused. There was a multitude of brands and flavours.

On his iPhone he listened to the Iliad, it’s the scene where Achilles stands in front of the funeral pyre of his friend Patroclus, giving a vow of vengeance. When told the cost of this oath would be his own death, Achilles does not hesitate.

Let me die next, and be avenged of my enemy, rather than abide here by the beaked ships, a laughing stock and a burden of the earth!

He took the headphones off, sighed deeply and left the supermarket abruptly. The sun scorched the parking lot outside. Empty handed he got into the car and drove to a different supermarket.

But they are all the same.



 

Simple



The sage sat down with his pupil.

“The self is like the eye”, he said.

“In the middle is a hole.”

The pupil thought about that for the rest of his life.

He became a sage, too.



 

Escape



As a boy, he learned to detect trouble very early.

He became a large and angry man.

After the war, he was with the foreign legion on Corsica.

He went into the sea. They pulled him out just in time.

Said he tried to swim home.



 

Fight



They asked the martial arts master which fighting style is best.

“Oh, that is an easy question”, he said.

“It is the exact opposite of self defense.”

They looked puzzled.

He beat them up.



 

Bureaucracy



An office mate sent him an invitation to a fantasy computer game.

They went for a smoke the next day and talked about it.

“It’s nothing but a big fucking excel sheet.”

He spent the next years playing it.



 

Click



He came back to the office after a month of vacation.

There was a business meeting with more than ten people.

It was about plastic bottles for shower cream. They didn’t make the right sound when they got closed.

Someone from the marketing department held up a bottle.

“Do you hear it?”

Click.